Dennis Hong
I’m not a guru. I don’t have all the answers, and you definitely won’t find my photo on the back of a self-help book, smug smile on my face, a wave of radiantly conditioned hair, airbrush-perfect complexion, and gloating eyes that say, “you only wish your life were as awesome as mine.” (In reality, my eyes are usually saying, “we just hope we’re not blinking in this picture.”)
I created both Musings and LemonVibe to give people a place to share their life lessons. When your soul needs liquid enlightenment, Musings is the upscale lounge at the top of a four-star hotel, and LemonVibe is the dive bar down the street. Sympathy, smiles, and even tough love are encouraged at both places. Puking is not.
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My writings have been published at the following sites:
Cracked
5 Major News Stories That Forgot to Tell You the Best Part
5 Ways Your Brain Tricks You into Sticking With Bad Habits
Mathematical Proof That the Media Is Sexist and Bad at Math
5 Scientific Ways the Internet is Dividing Us
5 Creepy Forms of Mind Control You’re Exposed to Daily
6 Reasons Professional Poker Is Way Harder Than It Looks
6 Shocking Ways Robots Are Already Becoming Human
7 Legendary Acts of Petty Revenge
6 ‘Wuss’ Behaviors That Were Once Badass Survival Instincts
7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo
5 Personality Flaws That Science Will Cure in Our Lifetime
6 Deadly Injuries You Think You’d Survive (Thanks to Movies)
Should You Post That Status Update?
The Frisky
6 Harsh Online Dating Realities That You Should Be Aware Of
Consent Isn’t As Simple As “No Means No”
How Do You Handle Your Relationship Issues?
Our First Date Was Nothing Spectacular
No Man Is Worth Waiting Around For
I Date Outside My Race Because My Race Doesn’t Want To Date Me
The Real Reason Women Shouldn’t Make The First Move
Why I’ll Act Like A Jerk If I Break Up With You
Why You Never Heard From Me Again After Our Amazing First Date
Dear Wendy
A Little (Ruthless) Mocking Only Made Me a Better Person
How I Get a Girl to Break Up With Me
We Weren’t Having Sex, But I Was Still Getting Screwed
“How Can We Get Our Sexy Back?”
“He Poked Me, So I Mocked Him”
“I Kicked Him in the Balls and Now His Friends Think I’m Crazy”
Wasting Away In The Friend Zone
“Is He Really Too Busy, or Is He Just Not Into Me?”
“In Three Years, He Never Slept With Me Once!”
When Did “Trying Too Hard” Become A Bad Thing?
“Should I Remain Friends With My Ex?”
“Did He Just Want Me for Sex?”
“My Ex is Gloating about His New Girlfriend on Facebook”
“What Do Guys Think About First-Date Sex?”
“Am I Really His Fantasy Girl?”
“Am I Too Intimidating for Men?”
“How Can I Broach the Topic of Marriage?”
“How Do I Put the Moves on a Woman?”
“What Do These Relationship Red Flags Mean?”
“Will He Ever Quit Drinking So Much And Settle Down?”
“Should I Tell The Next Guy I Date That I’m A Virgin?”
Your Tango
5 Devious Ways To Get Dumped Fast
Is Your Compassion Self-Serving?
10 Reasons Men Ask You Out Via Facebook
San Diego Entertainer
The Rotaract Club – Save The World And Make New Friends
Syndications
Huffington Post: “I Don’t Regret Cheating”
Huffington Post: “6 Deadly Injuries You Think You’d Survive (Thanks to Movies)”
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