I Need A Wife!!

By , January 27, 2010 9:40 pm

I am married. I have a great husband.  I have a beautiful daughter. There is only one thing missing from my life:

I need a wife.

I want someone to yell at when I get home from work and the house isn’t as clean as I think it should be.

I want someone who takes care of me when I am sick.

I want someone who cooks dinner every night.

I want someone who always gets the groceries done.

I want someone who will pay all of the bills, balance the checkbook and keep the household on budget so that I never have to worry about something going past due, or bouncing a check.

Relationships are hard- life is harder. Man, wouldn’t it just be nice to know that someone was just taking care of everything for you?

Oh, wait. That’s what mom’s are for. I guess it’s our mother’s fault- they did everything for us, and took care of the house, but in turn they taught our generation that the woman is the one who does it all.

I am not saying that my husband doesn’t do anything. It’s just that sometimes I don’t want to have to do my job as a wife. I want a wife to do my job for me.

Guess that’s why people get personal assistants.

And maids.

Okay, I change my request:

I want a million dollars.

5 Responses to “I Need A Wife!!”

  1. Dennis Hong says:

    I need a sugar daddy.

  2. Traci Lopez says:

    Dennis-LOL

    Jasmine-I think a lot of women would agree. I am in the place where I need a girlfriend- to remember all the little details even when I forget, and to motivate me when I am distracted by South Park.

  3. Meg says:

    You beat me to this topic! I totally agree. I was just discussing this with a friend. She’s married and I’m a single mom and we both feel like we have to do it all, all the time.

  4. Yes- no one tells you that being Super Woman is so damn exhausting!

Leave a Reply

Panorama Theme by Themocracy