Comments on: Five Signs Of The Guypocalypse http://www.musingsonlifeandlove.com/2009/12/28/five-signs-of-the-guypocalypse/ We're not at war. Love isn't a battlefield. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:32:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Nathaniel J. http://www.musingsonlifeandlove.com/2009/12/28/five-signs-of-the-guypocalypse/#comment-3495 Nathaniel J. Mon, 25 Jul 2011 18:25:32 +0000 http://musingsonlifeandlove.com/?p=647#comment-3495 This article was hilarious and I totally agree with everything! Especially #1 and #5. I knew a girl who would literally change here hair from straight to curly on a day to day basis. If it was curly today, it was certainly going to be straight tomorrow. Maybe she was trying to prove her hair could do both? I don't know. As with #5, girls who completely wax their eyebrows and draw them on really bother me. It is SO obvious and just looks hideous in my opinion. Like Dennis said, if you have a unibrow you should probably trim it but otherwise eyebrows are not a huge deal. This article was hilarious and I totally agree with everything! Especially #1 and #5. I knew a girl who would literally change here hair from straight to curly on a day to day basis. If it was curly today, it was certainly going to be straight tomorrow. Maybe she was trying to prove her hair could do both? I don’t know. As with #5, girls who completely wax their eyebrows and draw them on really bother me. It is SO obvious and just looks hideous in my opinion. Like Dennis said, if you have a unibrow you should probably trim it but otherwise eyebrows are not a huge deal.

]]> By: Dennis Hong http://www.musingsonlifeandlove.com/2009/12/28/five-signs-of-the-guypocalypse/#comment-2286 Dennis Hong Sat, 26 Feb 2011 03:01:15 +0000 http://musingsonlifeandlove.com/?p=647#comment-2286 It <i>is</i> torture. To me, it's kinda like guys going to a strip bar. Woo hoo, you can watch, but you can't touch. I mean, who in their right mind would want to.... Wait. Maybe that's not the best analogy. ;-) It is torture. To me, it’s kinda like guys going to a strip bar. Woo hoo, you can watch, but you can’t touch. I mean, who in their right mind would want to….

Wait. Maybe that’s not the best analogy. ;-)

]]> By: Heather http://www.musingsonlifeandlove.com/2009/12/28/five-signs-of-the-guypocalypse/#comment-2272 Heather Fri, 25 Feb 2011 18:20:16 +0000 http://musingsonlifeandlove.com/?p=647#comment-2272 I think women like candles that smell like candy and baked goods because so many of them are on diets. You only get to smell it, so it's like women torture themselves on purpose...it's so weird... I think women like candles that smell like candy and baked goods because so many of them are on diets. You only get to smell it, so it’s like women torture themselves on purpose…it’s so weird…

]]> By: Dennis Hong http://www.musingsonlifeandlove.com/2009/12/28/five-signs-of-the-guypocalypse/#comment-443 Dennis Hong Tue, 29 Dec 2009 02:32:30 +0000 http://musingsonlifeandlove.com/?p=647#comment-443 No, you're right, Jasmine. Your meat is supposed to grow if you rub it. But NOT WITH SALT!!! That just sounds... unpleasant. :-p No, you’re right, Jasmine. Your meat is supposed to grow if you rub it. But NOT WITH SALT!!! That just sounds… unpleasant. :-p

]]> By: Miss Bonnified http://www.musingsonlifeandlove.com/2009/12/28/five-signs-of-the-guypocalypse/#comment-442 Miss Bonnified Mon, 28 Dec 2009 23:02:02 +0000 http://musingsonlifeandlove.com/?p=647#comment-442 ...AAH HAA HAA HAA!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Okay, now that I'm done laughing (not AT you. OH no no no...I would never do that....ahahahahaha...), allow me to simply say that Jasmine is correct with the bath salts. And these weapons of mass female destruction are why we smell good, feel good when you touch us, part of the reason why you WANT to smell and touch us AAAAND why our homes don't have the bachelor smell. :D …AAH HAA HAA HAA!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Okay, now that I’m done laughing (not AT you. OH no no no…I would never do that….ahahahahaha…), allow me to simply say that Jasmine is correct with the bath salts.

And these weapons of mass female destruction are why we smell good, feel good when you touch us, part of the reason why you WANT to smell and touch us AAAAND why our homes don’t have the bachelor smell. :D

]]> By: Traci Lopez http://www.musingsonlifeandlove.com/2009/12/28/five-signs-of-the-guypocalypse/#comment-441 Traci Lopez Mon, 28 Dec 2009 22:56:45 +0000 http://musingsonlifeandlove.com/?p=647#comment-441 Ooh smelly candles. I love me some Candy corn,cinnamon roll, and various other sweet smelling candles,(Yes a brand named Yankee makes any smell you can care to want). I don't care so much for the other stuff, I think I am more a product girl(hair products, lotions, sunscreens, makeup, body washes, exfolliants, all my products would be up in a mans space. Oh and my favorite cooking spices, and tapatio would invade a mans space as well. Ooh smelly candles. I love me some Candy corn,cinnamon roll, and various other sweet smelling candles,(Yes a brand named Yankee makes any smell you can care to want). I don’t care so much for the other stuff, I think I am more a product girl(hair products, lotions, sunscreens, makeup, body washes, exfolliants, all my products would be up in a mans space. Oh and my favorite cooking spices, and tapatio would invade a mans space as well.

]]> By: Jasmine http://www.musingsonlifeandlove.com/2009/12/28/five-signs-of-the-guypocalypse/#comment-440 Jasmine Mon, 28 Dec 2009 22:45:57 +0000 http://musingsonlifeandlove.com/?p=647#comment-440 Now, the hair straightener can actually be used to curl as well, so there was really no need for two instruments of burning death to be sitting by the wet sink. We have to curl or straighten as we see fit- otherwise we end up with hair that's both flat and frizzy. And no guy wants to hit that (unless, of course, the hair is flat and frizzy because it has been *hit* if you catch my drift. We refer to this as "FF" hair) As for Bath Salts, believe it or not Salt adds moisture to the skin, and does not allow the water to take it away. In my experience, you rub anything on meat and it grows, but if yours shrinks, well.. maybe you're doing it wrong. And, yes, I have been hit on by the merits of my eyebrows. So take that, Dennis. As for the smelly candles, I am totally with you. Now, the hair straightener can actually be used to curl as well, so there was really no need for two instruments of burning death to be sitting by the wet sink. We have to curl or straighten as we see fit- otherwise we end up with hair that’s both flat and frizzy. And no guy wants to hit that (unless, of course, the hair is flat and frizzy because it has been *hit* if you catch my drift. We refer to this as “FF” hair)

As for Bath Salts, believe it or not Salt adds moisture to the skin, and does not allow the water to take it away. In my experience, you rub anything on meat and it grows, but if yours shrinks, well.. maybe you’re doing it wrong.

And, yes, I have been hit on by the merits of my eyebrows. So take that, Dennis.

As for the smelly candles, I am totally with you.

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